Match Report

Rich Buckley captained at the Hollies
Team talk: ‘bat well, don’t offer dollies
Enjoy yourself, lads
Now put on your pads
And go out and smash some half volleys’

Opening with Lockhart and Steve Britto
The Plough innings had a decent intro
Then straight after drinks
The usual bad jinx
The middle order being shafted by a dildo

But Stu Campbell in at number seven
Gave the Plough a glimpse of heaven
His sixty-five not out
Gave us a winning shout
And we still had a Chairman called Kevin

Now our bowling attack was quite tasty
Grayzer, Chris and Narij rarely wasty
‘We can defend this score
They won’t hit more’
But maybe those thoughts were too hasty?

Wickets and maidens put us on top
Gully had no chat, hear a pin drop
Until out came their gun
And then it was no fun
As he spanked us all over the shop

The oppo tried to end the match quick
Their big hitter giving us some shtick
So to help his comrades
He took off his pads
And Kesh nearly bagged a hat-trick

Plough Stats below:

Ploughman CC 177/8 (40 Overs)

S Campbell 65*
S Britto 43

Gully CC 179/8 (28.1 Overs)

K Wanigasekara 3 wickets for 5 runs off 2 overs (!)
C Silvapolle 2 for 36 off 6 overs

Basically all our bowlers – especially L Gray – had great economical figures until their one batter came in and sprayed Dulwich village with our match balls.

Finally, thanks to James, Spence, Freddie and Duray for supporting the Plough today.

See you on tour x